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Home Funny's Divorced Barbie

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Divorced Barbie E-mail
Written by Post Master   
Tuesday, 28 September 2010 17:42

----- Original Message -----

From: Sallie Mae
Sent: Monday, September 20, 2010 6:50 PM
Subject: Divorced Barbie

 

Divorced Barbie


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the  display window?'

The salesperson answers,

'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $1995, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.20

The amazed father asks:

'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'.20

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.



 

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