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The Man Test E-mail
Written by Post Master   
Wednesday, 09 February 2011 08:18

----- Original Message -----

From: Joe
Sent: Thursday, September 9, 2010 6:16 AM
Subject: The Man Test

The Man Test


The Man Test


                1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer
with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot..
                2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a
dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,
has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be
fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I
said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a
cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer.
                3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or
tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
                4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or
piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's
world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
                5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee,
you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard
ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your
lips, you've had a man there too.
                6. If you know more than six names of non-standard
colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and
custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man
doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If
you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.
                7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it,
you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest
of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a
hamburger, or hold his beer.
                8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your
email list because you are afraid of offending somebody then you are
definitely on the verge of being either a salami smuggler or a rump
ranger.

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