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Written by Post Master   
Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:25

----- Original Message -----

From: Monica C
Sent: Monday, April 2, 2007 7:42 AM
Subject: Retirement day's

Retirement day's


Retirement day's
 

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: Every day is Saturday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to take out the garbage?
Answer : Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term gets you a senior discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Jacket and tie.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

Answer: They arethe only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Usual

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending day off.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

My favorite one: QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I take it easy!

  If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.

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