Tuesday 17th of October 2017

news blog logo
news menu leftnews menu right
top news photography Shopper's Network

Shopper's Network.

Anyone that's looking for a great deal on the web.

This is a FREE service, no registering or

no logging in is needed to use this site.

Read more...
Home Religious Church notices

The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you on the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."


Church notices E-mail
Written by Post Master   
Monday, 30 August 2010 05:39
Magazines.com, Inc.

----- Original Message -----

From: Sassy
Sent: Friday, February 5, 2010 4:09:37 PM
Subject: Church notices

GossMail - Church notices


Subject:Church notices

Church notices
The following have all appeared in church magazines so let us thank God for church ladies with typewriters.


--------------------------

Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.
--------------------------

Sunday morning sermon:
'Jesus Walks on the Water'
Sunday evening sermon:
'Searching for Jesus.'

--------------------------

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
--------------------------

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
--------------------------

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation --------------------------

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
--------------------------

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
--------------------------

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
--------------------------

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
--------------------------

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
--------------------------

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
--------------------------

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
--------------------------

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
--------------------------

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
--------------------------

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
--------------------------

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
--------------------------

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
--------------------------

The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
--------------------------

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
--------------------------

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'

Visit VoIPSupply.com Today!

 


Powered by: ABitServer. hosting joomla templateValid XHTML and CSS.