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The following have all appeared in church magazines so let us thank God for church ladies with typewriters.
--------------------------Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.
--------------------------Sunday morning sermon:
'Jesus Walks on the Water'
Sunday evening sermon:
'Searching for Jesus.'-------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
--------------------------Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
-------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation --------------------------For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
--------------------------Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
-------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
-------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
--------------------------Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
-------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
--------------------------Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
-------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
--------------------------This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
--------------------------The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
-------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
--------------------------The school drama group will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church hall on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
-------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
--------------------------The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'